No, I’m not goshin’ ya, you really are the cutest girl at Wal-Greens.
Wait, maybe people will actually pay me to tell them incredibly obvious things!
I really am going to go to hell for this, aren't I?
Hmm, these mutual funds should give me some interesting retirement options.
1. Kneel Before me! Kneel son of Jor-El, at the feet of Zod! I love that frigging movie!
2. Aw, what a cute puppy? Who’s a cute puppy! Who’s a cute puppy!
3. Note to self, Syria looks like a bunch of pussies, better tell W.
Well, I guess it’s nice to be remembered for something.
It looks so easy on TV, I bet it's just as easy in real life!
Damnit! Now even I can’t remember who I was!
Man, my plays really don’t age well, do they? I blame capitalism.
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Fan Interference: A Collection of Baseball Rants and Reflections, an anthology from the pages of Zisk edited by Mike Faloon and Steve Reynolds
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