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Thought of the Day by Bill Clinton

No, I’m not goshin’ ya, you really are the cutest girl at Wal-Greens.

Thought of the Day by a then fifteen-year-old Dr. Phil

Wait, maybe people will actually pay me to tell them incredibly obvious things!

Thought of the Day by John Edwards (The psychic, not the Presidential candidate)

I really am going to go to hell for this, aren't I?

Thought of the Day by the girl you used to have a crush on in sixth grade

Hmm, these mutual funds should give me some interesting retirement options.

Thought of the Day by Dick Cheney

1. Kneel Before me! Kneel son of Jor-El, at the feet of Zod! I love that frigging movie!

2. Aw, what a cute puppy? Who’s a cute puppy! Who’s a cute puppy!

3. Note to self, Syria looks like a bunch of pussies, better tell W.

Thought of the Day by Roman Emperor Hadrian

Well, I guess it’s nice to be remembered for something.

Thought of the Day by someone who watches far too many "I can flip that house shows"

It looks so easy on TV, I bet it's just as easy in real life!

Thought of the Day by Lincoln’s Vice President

Damnit! Now even I can’t remember who I was!

Thought of the Day by Berholt Brecht

Man, my plays really don’t age well, do they?  I blame capitalism.

Thought of the Day by Paris Hilton